Aries Wifey :p

So you’ve found yourself a nice Aries girl, slid a ring onto her finger and even managed to take her down the aisle. For your sake, I’m going to hope you have a pair of solid, brass balls down there, because if you’re going to go through life with an Aries spouse on your arm, you’re going to need them. If you married her with visions of her being a dainty, flowery girl that will cook your meals, darn your socks, wipe your chin and iron your hat, well I would recommend that you head to the nearest lawyer—oh, and see if you can’t find some protective armor while you’re at it, because you’re going to need it when you break up with your Aries wife. Nobody walks out on an Aries woman—you hear me? No one. And God help the man that decides he wants to leave.

To be honest, there is no reason you should ever want to leave an Aries wife. So she may not be a classical housewife, content with keeping the house clean and cooking your meals. So what? She’s a career woman, is ambitious, and likes adventure. That doesn’t mean she won’t be a good wife to you. Aries wives are fiercely loyal towards their husbands. Aries women choose husbands that they respect and are proud of, and so the fact that she chose you must mean she thinks you’re worthy of her. So you better start acting the part.

She is a deeply passionate woman, with strong, powerful emotions, and a spirit that won’t ever break. Ever seen a ram, the sign of the Aries? What do you think those horns are for, decoration? You would have to be either very brave or very stupid to call the Aries wife and let her know you’re going to be late. I also wouldn’t advise you to ever let your eyes go for a stroll if you’re ever at a party or a social gathering, because the Aries wife has eyes only for her husband, and she’ll expect you to be equally loyal. Because she’s more comfortable around men than women, is a fire-sign and therefore naturally flirtatious, she’s bound to frequently catch the eye of other men. But she would never cheat on you. She will only stray if she is convinced your relationship is finished, and if that’s the case, she’ll tell you it’s over before she jumps into bed with another guy.

She’s a sucker for compliments (genuine ones), as most women are, so remind her how beautiful and precious she is. She’ll say the same to you, and mean it. She’ll be fiercely independent, so don’t every try to suffocate her or slip a leash around her neck when she isn’t looking. She’ll chew it off and then come after you. Respect her and give her space. She is very ambitious, knows how talented and smart she is, and has dreams that are practical and attainable. Even if you’ve been married for fifteen years, with three kids, a golden retriever, and a tabby cat, she still won’t slacken in her ambitions. She’s a great multi-tasker, and knows how to turn off her personal life at work, and vice-versa. She’s a great mom, loves her children fiercely (you’ll notice I’ve used that word a couple of times already, and with good reason), and will expect them to live to their potential. She won’t have aspirations for them beyond their reach, but she also won’t be accepting of any weakness or laziness on their part.

This woman is a perfectionist, and she expects the people in her life to match her. While she definitely has her vulnerabilities, she doesn’t believe in weakness. And if you’re married to her, then it means she believes you don’t, either. So smooth out your collar, tuck in your shirt, and smarten up your act. You have an Aries woman for a wife, after all.